Gepost door: Pierre Vis | oktober 25, 2005

Fijne vleeswaren-test

Te lang aan een stuk doorwerken aan je thesis doet een mens al eens snakken naar een verzetje. Via Eskimokaka botste ik op dit toch wel leerrijke testje:

The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test

Cute & Small Boobs
Raw score: 29% Big Breasts, 45% Big Ass, and 64% Cute

Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who’ve taken the test.

Maakt dat van mij een nieuwe man?!

cuteness” is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It’s determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you’re into deflowering teens.

Natuurlijk ben ik de vriendelijkheid zelve..

Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute!

In godsnaam! Wie is die Hilary Duff, en waar kan ik haar vinden?!

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Responses

  1. Hilary is een zangeres of een actrice? Of allebei? Dat ik het zelf niet weet.

    Een schattig gezicht heeft ze iig wel.

  2. Ik veronderstel dat zij de dame op de foto is?! Ik moet zeggen dat ik weinig onder de indruk ben..

  3. Skinny and Cute
    Raw score: 37% Big Breasts, 27% Big Ass, and 80% Cute!

    Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.

    My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

    You scored higher than 28% on tit-size

    You scored higher than 9% on ass-size

    You scored higher than 91% on cuteness

  4. Hehe, ik heb Beyoncé en Elisha Cuthbert 😀

    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and cuter composures than others who’ve taken the test.

    Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

    My third variable, “cuteness” is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It’s determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you’re into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

    Recommended Celebrities: Beyoncé and Actress Elisha Cuthbert.

    My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

    You scored higher than 83% on tit-size

    You scored higher than 85% on ass-size

    You scored higher than 76% on cuteness

  5. Jij scoort gewoon overal hoger dan de grijze massa 🙂


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