Gepost door: Pierre Vis | juni 20, 2006

Cyber-vriend

Tijd wees me op het bestaan van dit speelgoedje. Het is vrij simpel, je hoeft enkel ‘encarta@conversagent.com’ toe te voegen aan je MSN-lijst, en dan kan je allerlei interessante vragen stellen.

Evil als ik ben, heb ik ook maar even zijn sociale vaardigheden getest:

* “Pierre Vis”says:
where are you from?
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California. I can’t show you the results since you don’t have the Encarta application open. Type “Invite me” to open it.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I’m really here for is to help you learn new things.
I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type “solve x^2+3x=10” and I’ll show you how to do it.
* “Pierre Vis” says:
solve x^2+3x=10
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Equation Solver:
Let’s solve the quadratic equation:
x^2+3x = 10
First we need to put the equation in the form:
ax^2 + bx + c = 0
For this, we set the equation to equal 0, and arrange the terms from the highest exponent to the lowest:
x^2+3x-10 = 0
We have:
a=1 b=3 c=-10
We can now apply the quadratic formula:
x = ( -b ± √(b²-4ac) ) / 2a
We find two solutions:
x=2 or x=-5
* “Pierre Vis” says:
wow, you’re smart
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I am? Thanks!
What else do you have to say about me?
* “Pierre Vis” says:
what are you doing tonight?
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I’m helping people get information faster than ever before!
* “Pierre Vis” says:
aha!
Fancy a beer?
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Yes.
Why don’t you ask me something that’s actually in Encarta?
What is the smallest country in the world? If you don’t know, just ask me!
* “Pierre Vis” says:
What is the smallest country in the world?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Vatican City: Population: 1,000.
I can’t show you the results since you don’t have the Encarta application open. Type “Invite me” to open it.
* “Pierre Vis” says:
How old are you actually?
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I’m one year, 11 hours, 22 minutes and 59 seconds old!
It’s been fun talking about me, but let’s move on.
Want to talk about where I live some more?
* “Pierre Vis” says:
yes, that’d be great!
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Lovely!
* “Pierre Vis” says:
Are they paying you good for this lousy job?
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I’m not sure I understood you correctly. Let’s try an Encarta search. =>
I can’t show you the results since you don’t have the Encarta application open. Type “Invite me” to open it.
* “Pierre Vis” says:
Have you got a girlfriend?
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Sorry… I don’t talk about my private life.
I can’t show you the results since you don’t have the Encarta application open. Type “Invite me” to open it.
* “Pierre Vis” says:
You always ask me to “invite you”
You must be very lonely
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I know, I know. a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type “solve x^2+3x=10” and I’ll show you how to do it.
* “Pierre Vis” says:
no no, I hate maths; how’s your geography?
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Let’s try looking in Encarta.
* “Pierre Vis” says:
Ah, Oasis is playing..
Do You know this band?
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Oasis and many others!
Let’s not talk about Oasis any more… What else is up?
* “Pierre Vis” says:
I really am interested in Oasis.
What’s is oasis exactly?
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Why do you want Oasis? I think you’re up to no good.
* “Pierre Vis” says:
You don’t really like me, do you?
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
[Service too busy]
* “Pierre Vis” says:
tss
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
No es de buena educación llamar a alguien de esa manera…
* “Pierre Vis” says:
Do not underestimate my knowledge of Spanish!
I’m thinking of watching Fawlty Towers..
What do you know about Fawlty Towers?
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Very well, “Pierre Vis”. I’ll try not to underestimate your knowledge of Spanish.
* “Pierre Vis” says:
“Fawlty Towers”?
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Let’s see what Encarta can tell us. =>
I can’t show you the results since you don’t have the Encarta application open. Type “Invite me” to open it.
* “Pierre Vis” says:
thanks! nice work dude!
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I’m not sure I understood you correctly. Let’s try an Encarta search. =>
* “Pierre Vis” says:
I’m off for now; see ya later alligator!
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
No kidding? Do you enjoy it?
* “Pierre Vis”says:
xxx
– Encarta® Instant Answers says:
xxx to you too!

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Responses

  1. Over OASIS praat em liever niet, dat is het open document format, de grote concurrent voor word en excel 😉

    Die Microsoft botjes toch, al helemaal gebrainwashed door hun bazen, niet te doen.

  2. Grappig beestje, bijna schattig zelfs. Je moet maar eens zoeken naar ALICE-bot, dan kan je zelf zo’n robot downloaden. Kwestie van dit weblog nog lolliger te maken. 😛

  3. simpelweg hilarisch, dat ding komt zoooo hard op mijn msnlijst, en daar gaat meteen mijn goede voornemen om een beetje te lezen deze vakantie


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